Ralph Famularo (30.7.06)
THE 12 CHALLENGES
- Ralph Famularo
1. Kidnap as many millenium babies as possible.
2. Celebrate Flag-Burning Day.
3. Give birth while chewing gum.
4. Read the TV news in a clown costume.
5. Hang "Road Closed" signs on "Open Campus" days.
6. Organize a group of Anarchists.
7. Teach a parrot Esperanto.
8. Forgive Hitler & Himmler from a synagogue podium.
9. Hand-out cigars at a funeral.
10. Eat a chocolate crucifix.
11. Replace the men & women silhouettes on restroom
doors
with question marks.
12. Take a librarian to a "Battle Royal" pro-wrestling
match.
posted by Admin at 2:12 AM
2 Comments:
good job, ralph. funny bastard
ralph, i know you, you son of a bitch. you lithuanian bastard. i used to ride you home on my 10 speed in sub-zero temps to Olean ave. just off of duncan. remember we wiped out on that little cobblestone street. i still have a mark from that. remember the dog eating a cow's head? bad trip, man. how the hell are you, man? hey, add one more to your list-- no.13 - punch a lesbian in the balls. (i'm sorry, it's so wrong and dangerous to do that).
dan murphy
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